So, a stick bug flew into the car earlier and I didn’t know what it was because I didn’t know stick bugs had wings and all I could see were its legs, so I sat there, freaking the fuck out while Andy pulled over and tried not to kill me, and the damn thing flew back out the window.
I’m keeping my windows up from now on.
I’m also a terrible person to be in the car with when there’s a bug that I can’t identify at first.

1. Don’t use your phone when next to boyfriend.
2. Boyfriend likes to tap his fingers all over my phone while I’m doing stuff.
3. Boyfriend is an annoying ass.

Gotta love him though.
Cute annoying ass that he is.